Japping

The combination of a nice jerk off and then a nap.

I just took a nice jap; I was busy japping when my buddy called.

by Fama November 28, 2018

jalking

somewhere between a fast walk and a jog. Often people practise this while crossing roads or while running late, but of course there not really running.

tends to be used as a person constantly drifts between walking and jogging. Often the person is large or unfit

- "hey Graham your totally jalking"

- "i know im totally unfit, and im late to see Crystal"

- "yeah you are!"

by m_j_nix June 11, 2009

japping

to act as if you were someone from Japan, to act Japanese. Used and created by WatchMinister.

"Damnit, edited, stop japping around."

by Q-A July 26, 2003

japping

A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.

It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.

"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."

by Alex J J September 5, 2008

japping

‘japping’ is a word combination the can be used when you want to say that you’re joking/ capping.

person1 : yoo milk tastes so good yum

person2 : ew no who likes milk
person1 : HA im japping dawg milk sucks

by bellaaxo January 18, 2021

Japping

is sexual activity that takes place in shared accommodation such as hotels in the presence of a sleeping room-mate or work colleague. The sexual activity needs to be sufficiently athletic and arousing to the receiving participant in order to gain adequate noise levels to facilitate the waking up of the sleeping colleague in order for ‘japping’ to occur.

Without alarming your blissfully unaware partner for the evening, and without breaking your rhythm. You make eye contact with your room-mate, and pre-empting any offers of assistance you silence the puzzled individual with a ‘Shhhhhh!’ and carry on as if your now awake, and some-what confused voyeur was not there.

I brought a girl back to the hotel last night and woke my room mate with the noise, I had to use my best japping skills to stop him before he thought he could join in or spoil my night.

by Treaclemaster April 27, 2015

jallingham

a 150% certified racist, homosexual gender bender with a peculiar taste for underage boys and pornography involving said boys having their behinds licked, also has microscopic genitalia and uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to crotch-stuff and appear 3 times larger...

Mackintosh - "Oh God, that dirty Jallingham over there is staring up black kids' shorts again & drooling

by RubberduckR July 19, 2017