Jalapenis

The act of purposefully or accidentally getting jalapeno juice on your or another man's penis.

I went to take a piss after cooking with jalapenos and accidentally got jalapenised.

by PimpDaddyPink July 19, 2018

Jalapenis

Chomping on a jalapeno and and then giving a blowjob.

My wife gave me jalapenis

by Jmad1987 November 24, 2018

Jalapenis

When your dick just has had sex way to many times and it’s starting to bleed

For the last few days I’ve been having sex and it’s starting to Jalapenis

by Propgonda April 10, 2021

jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

by EOC September 19, 2013

Jalapeñis

When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns

I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis

by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023

Jalapeno Shits

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Jalapeno Musk

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011