jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

by Chip November 25, 2003

Jackfuck

Someone who shows the qualities of a jackass and also a mother fucker. This person also has many twat qualities. When seen traveling with other jackfucks they are usually referred to as a flock of jackfucks.

What a fucking jackfuck!

by Ron_Burgandy26_62 January 18, 2011

jackfuck

a jackass/fucker

shut the hell up you jackfuck!

by steven ritchey September 26, 2003

jackfuck

a word to discribe someone who is annoying and won't go away or somebody who pisses you off. Basicly an insult.

Andy is such a jackfuck.

by J dizzle and M hizzle April 1, 2004

jagfuck

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

by Nugget February 29, 2004

jackfuck

The term used for a jackass/fucker who drives like a complete asswipe. Can usually be spotted driving a Sunfire with fake rims or a suped-up white Cavalier.

That jackfuck in the white cavalier totally just cut me off...he must be in a hurry to buy more puka-shell necklaces and hair gel.

by Suzanne C November 2, 2006

jackfuckery

The possession of a severe mental defect resulting from the consumption of paint flakes, paste, or some other cause of reduced mental faculties. Any acts committed by such an individual are defined as such.

I've had it with the jackfuckery here.

Your jackfuckery will no longer be tolerated

by Batts_Smash June 1, 2011