jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

jaked by J-bowz June 11, 2006

Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

Jaked by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

jaked

To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.

Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.

jaked by uhfsdhfusdh August 9, 2007

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

Jaked by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

Jaked by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

jaked

to screw somebody over, or to get screwed over in a BIG way.

Tom was supposed to get a large raise in pay this quarter, but he got jaked as it was given to Bob instead.

jaked by trucker May 31, 2006

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

Jaked by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011