Jake from State farm

Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.

Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.

by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017

Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake from State Farm

An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red

Rose: Hey is that Jake from State Farm?
Lily: Yeah I heard he was pretty good..
Daisy: Mmmhmmm

by yewballerzz April 18, 2015

jake from state farm

he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world

OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Nintendough February 24, 2022

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020