Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017

Jagoon

Jagoon (Pronounced Ja - goon) stands for a worthless person.

Jack is a jagoon.

My company is filled with jagoons.

Hope I don't have to work with those jagoons.

by JuanPablo#1 May 5, 2009

Jafooolay

Term used to express excitement for an upcoming event that usually involves getting drunken and disorderly.

"Next week we're off to Amsterdam to get drunk! Jafooolay!"

by Mr R Sole September 12, 2012

Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020

Jabooned

Completly and utterly messed up. Tore up, jacked up.

1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.

2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.

3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.

4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.

by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009

Jafnoon

A TOTAL LESBIAN. Likes asian girls most of the time, likely to act like a koreaboo, great at math however procrastinates on assignments. The mom of her friend group but also very childish. Has really sweaty hands that are soft when dry. **LOOKS LIKE A PANDA BUT CAN BE VIOLENT** HAS TERRIBLE REFLEXES! And they hurt like Hell. The only guys she likes are kpop idols and and celebrities, normal guys are ew unless ur gay cuz in that case y'all get along great. Will sell you for unlimited amount of boba tea cuz she has "her priorities" straight. However that isn't exactly true because she would get her fill of boba tea and THEN find a way to bring you back. Can act like she hates you but actually cares and loves you alot. Would kick Rafia's ass all the time but also watch out for her. Would get chosen by Sanjida over krista for gym partners. Overall an important person in the lives of many people.

Ex1: Girl: oh shit jafnoon is comin hide da food before it gets snatched
Ex2: Guy: Jafnoon is pretty cool too bad she's not into guys
Ex3: Girl: I'm all gay with Jafnoon but like I'm not into girls...

Ex4: Jafnoon: OMG MY BACHIES

Ex5: Girl: Jafnoon is so funny
Ex6: Girl: Jafnoon's mom has the best biryani
Ex7: Rafia: When I want to cry and need comfort Jafnoon is always there for me... I love her she is one of my best friends and one of the people that have helped me to survive through suicidal thoughts and heartbreaks from my oppars

by Rafifi Kartoon January 26, 2020

Jafronese

Term used to describe someone of black and Japanese descent, specifically. Compare to Blackenese, used to describe someone of black and general Asian background.

"Yo, I heard dat nigga ain't black. He Jafronese or sometin."

by TreShawn Fukushima October 19, 2008