Jason Blaha

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

HTX Jason

The "dog" of fob squad because all he knows how to do is bark aggressively but ain't really about it. He's basically the wannabe thug of the group and basically plays the role of HTX Paul's bodyguard. He is probably the least fobby of the group and overall, seems like a pretty cool guy.

When I called HTX Shiv, HTX Jason just took the phone and started barking at me and was trying to square up but it was obvious he wasn't really bout it.

by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020

Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker

Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again

by Kingofdick July 26, 2019

Jaeyong

A ship name for a gay korean couple from a boyband called "NCT"

JaeYong = Jaehyun + Taeyong

It was considered as a superior ship in kpop, they have married in 2016 and currently have 19 children with $500 BILLION net worth which makes them the richest and most powerful gay couple alive.

Example: Jaeyong had sex last night, Taeyong will be pregnant soon.

by Mikysnif October 28, 2019

Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

jason day

A day which consists of eating pesto pasta, watching youtube and playing fortnite. The intention is to be productive and work but realistically, it never happens. People who indulge in jason days are usually greek or have greek connections (i.e. a greek house mate)

Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.

by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend March 12, 2018

Jason Biggs

That dude from american pie. who put his dick in a mother fucking pie. an ordianry man untill he fucked a pie

Clerk: is there anything else i can help you today with sir?

Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.

Clerk: Yes?

Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?

Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you

by suprafromhell January 11, 2010