A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.
Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?
by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020
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by cumgargler45 January 15, 2021
Get the Jadenturf mug.Judenbard is Someone who have a beard and is a jewish bitch who called olli and sell his body under 2 €
Someone who want a beard and fuck Olli in the ass
Omg did you see that Oli Judenbard he fucked for under 2 €
Omg did you see that Oli Judenbard he fucked for under 2 €
by Cuntii July 23, 2022
Get the Judenbard mug.A Japantard is a person who will praise anything regardless of quality because it either takes place in Japan or has Japanese elements or aesthetic to it.
Person 1: Assassin's Creed Shadow was a awful game
Person 2: I don't know I thought it was pretty good.
Person 1: Of course you think it is good, you are a Japantard.
Person 2: I don't know I thought it was pretty good.
Person 1: Of course you think it is good, you are a Japantard.
by KilerQuen May 31, 2025
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