Jacques Shitté

Jack Shit's French cousin

You don't know Jacques Shitté

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 8, 2020

A jacquewinghart

another name for the word CUNT. other similar words are whore, slut, bitch, insensitive. a person who uses other people to get what they want and then ditches them, a person who only cares about themselves and doesnt care about other people.

Peter- "hey man do you see that chick over there?"

Mike- "yeah i see her. why?"
Peter- "cause, just look at her she just looks like a jacquewinghart"
Mike- "oh shit dude thats fucked up to call her that"

by mr random guy May 1, 2011

Jacques

This name is synonymous with a person of a supremely easy going and kind nature and an affection for cannabis. He is what is generally considered to be cool and also massively generous. He does a lot of washing up and we love him for it...can't cook though. Should NOT be confused with "Jack".

Chill out man, be more of a Jacques.
Everyone should be more like a Jacques.

by Freyja Siren November 17, 2007

Jeph Jacques

Creator of the webcomic Questionable Content. (QC)

Jeph Jacques is one funny dude.

by ashbytn May 21, 2009

JACQUES

Someone who’s stunning in every color he wears, someone who rides his bike like a pro, someone who loves his family a lot. He’s one of a kind, and everything you’d ever ask the lord for. Someone with an impeccable eyes that emits the galaxy, and a perfectly sculptured nose. Someone too good to be true. An angel, and my dream come true.

“He’s Jacques, the one i like.”

“He’s one of a kind”

by Starlight ~ your light. April 17, 2022

Jacques Chirac

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.

I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

Jacques

The best guy you've ever met. Smart, funny, handsome, and is and always will be good with the girls. Always listens, no matter how ridiculous, and may seem dumb at first, but later on one realizes that he's just a great guy. The ladies love him in a way they love none other.

synonyms: hot, sexy, amazing, awesome

" I sure wish I was a Jacques"

by Michel Scottch May 22, 2019