Jacobesque

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.

This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.

by origami_XD March 30, 2010

jacobite111

Jacobite111 is when a gamer starts playing really badly like he is on mobile. Nothing has changed but the gamer has not played in a while so is a little rusty and gets salty very easily!

'Ninja is playing like Jacobite111'

by TwinSync March 8, 2019

Jacobie

Jacobie is the best friend you will ever have . If you find one keep him . And love him. But whatcha gone do with his attitude

Hey bsf , jacobie "gives me a hug "

by Jameria his bsf September 17, 2020

Jacobita

A cute, cuddly, teddy-bear type of guy. Typically short w/ poofy hair. He is quiet and tends to hang back around groups, but has a lot to say when he is noticed. He tends to be good friends w/ Mayas and Cheyennes.

You're a raptor, Jacobita.

Look, its Theodore, oh wait, it just Jacobita

by Youshan'tneverknow March 29, 2013

Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017

Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018

Jacobisms

A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX

He is having Jacobisms

by SciencePi May 6, 2020