jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

jackadgery

1. Social anarchy or disorder, tom-foolery, skylarking or generally un-controlled behaviour.

2. A small town in Northern NSW, Australia.

1. -Whats with all this jackadgery? I'm trying to sleep!
-There was much jackadgery last night after the J.D was drunk.

2. I live at Jackadgery, and its shit.

by Jayboy_Evo January 21, 2008

jackwaggon

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

the.mr.jackwalten

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

JACK WAD

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

jackwash

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"

by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019