jacaden

jacaden is a poop head and hits females, he never gets any girls but he is sometimes nice and he is obbsessed with a girl named khloe

Jacaden: hi guys

Girl: EWWW he smells like poop

by RENYYYYY November 19, 2021

Jackadextrious

When a person is trained to masturbate efficiently with both hands. Basically being ambidextrious while jacking off.

Guy1: "I usually jack off with my left hand."
Guy2: "Im more of a righty."
Guy3: "Im Jackadextrious."

by Fishy987 December 20, 2010

Jackwarden

The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.

It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.

Fate is a Jackwarden, ensuring proper delivery for all the things we thought we could forget.

by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020

Jackden

Jackden is a kind, nerdy and funny guy that brightens everyone's day even if it's that persons darkest days. Jackden is brave and cleaver and Jackden is a charmer if you know a Jackden you can't help but fall in love with them. Jackden is smart and a great person to know. Jackden is usually kinda chubby, but extremely handsome and Jackden usually will disagree with you if you call them handsome or hot. Jackden will light up your world. Jackden is like a galaxy yet to be explored. Jackden will blow your mind and you'll never forget Jackden. P.S Jackden is a huge nerd and loves gaming and T.V shows like Doctor who, etc

Girl: wow Jackden is such a unique person
Jackdens girlfriend: Yes he is. Jackden is unique i love him so much

by Love_all_who_love_you June 15, 2018

jackadetent

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.

Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

jackadelic

A picture that is of the sexual nature like porn not gay porn that is jackable.

Man, that bitche's pic is so jackadelic I think I just came in my pants.

by billyjoecarmicheal September 23, 2003

jackadandy

A lie ... a tall story .. bullshit

thats a right JACKADANDY story

by Jeff Essex October 25, 2007