Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.

Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!

by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011

LackAholic

Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.

Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?

Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.

by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

jackalicious

A girl or guy who's real hot and worthy of thinking of while jacking off later.

While in the mall, you spy a hottie and say to your friend: "Man Tom, look at that chick, she's jackalicious."

by BigJohnson69 December 26, 2007

Jackahole

Idiot, fool; a playful alternative to a**hole

"Kevin, you're such a jackahole"

by Rockgirlfury December 23, 2014

junkaholic

of, relating to, caused by compulsive spending, emassing large collections of items, junk, of interest.

One affected with Junkitis.

A typical Junkaholic is when a person spends all of their spare time going to flea markets, yard/garage sales, shopping malls, thrift stores, online sites, endlessly searching and buying items of interest.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

gackaholic

someone that does alot of crystalmeth. from the words "gacked" and "alcoholic". to be said as a joke to someone.

you get on one everyday, you damm gackaholic.

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014