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jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017
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Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.
Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.
by Oberdale May 26, 2011
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Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.
Some Jackwagon poached the moose.
by MandoBlackhills May 13, 2011
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jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder
Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco
by jackwagoner December 1, 2010
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Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.
My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.
by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 4, 2020
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Jackwagon

When a professional referee is looking directly at an obvious foul or infraction and refuses to call it. As in see: KC
Announcers: “Oh God that was illegal! He could be arrested for that clothesline
Refs:”Wha?”
Me:”What kinda jackwagon ne’er-do-wells are they hiring these days?”
by PJB’59 August 5, 2025
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Jackwagon

A person who tries to undercut you and get all of the attention from the boss
Your co-workers take up all of the room on the boss' birthday card...

'Way to go you jackwagons!!'
by This is Jules September 2, 2022
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