Jackbag

Noun; A cross between jackass, from Old English and the German word for jerk, douchebag . Can also be used as an adjective to describe a dick move.

In response to a stupid act, Matt asked, "Why are you acting like such a #@$&%ing jackbag?"

"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real jackbag move of you!"

by G. Kahn April 7, 2008

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

jackwag

Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.

If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.

by kaotron October 21, 2011

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

jackrag

A piece of cloth used to catch the ejaculate that shoots out of one's penis when he masturbates, or "jacks off".

"I can't believe your girlfriend is using my hork-encrusted jackrag as a napkin! Gee, she wipes her mouth an awful lot."

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004

jackbag

(Noun)The virtual location in the cerebral cortex in which a masturbator solicits their historical fantasies to initiate and sustain the human orgasmic process to completion. The capacity of the jackbag is correlated to sexual experiences and history of the owner. Items may be subtracted as more prominent, more pleasureable events are placed there.

1. Joe had it hot with Sally.
Now on his own, he reaches into his "jackbag" to revisit his memories with her to begin his self-love. Joe has moved Betty and Trixie out of his "jackbag" to make room for Sally.
2. I couldn't sleep last night so I reached deep into my "jackbag" and had a splooge-fest that knocked me out.

by rburban December 9, 2008

jackwaggon

Someone who doesn't know how to spell wagon or comes from the UK.

You: omg, that idiot riding the skateboard down that hill with no helmet is such a freakin' jackwaggon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.

by SallySoWhat March 26, 2012