jackrag

A piece of cloth used to catch the ejaculate that shoots out of one's penis when he masturbates, or "jacks off".

"I can't believe your girlfriend is using my hork-encrusted jackrag as a napkin! Gee, she wipes her mouth an awful lot."

jackrag by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004

Jackrag

1. a person that deserves as little respect or the equivalent amount of respect that a rag that someone masturbates into gets.

2. a rag that someone masturbates into

Man that guy's an idiot, what a jackrag!

I can't hang out right now ,I've got to clean my room of all my Jackrags before my mom gets home!

Jackrag by Nick worder March 25, 2020

jackrabbit haunches 

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.

jackrabbit haunches by deehenny January 22, 2011

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.

Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit by afdgh11 March 20, 2017

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

jackbag 

A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...

In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention

Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...

jackbag by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003

Jackrafice

To wank someone until they die

If someone does not shut jon up, I will organise a hooker to jackrafice him!

Death by jackrification

The Person giving the jackrification is known as the jackrificer

The Person receiving the jackrification is known as the jackrificee

Jackrafice by jizz_jack_rabbit_brad May 5, 2010