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jablimsky

the jablim of sky
herro mei name Karol "Jablimsky"
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jasinski

refers to a sexual act where one pours vodka on the female's dooty slide while performing a tossed salad. Said to produce a pleasant burning sensation as well as numbing things up before rear penetration. See also: analingus/bungfellatio.
After buyin' tha ho' about 6 drinks, I finally got Mikey's girl to let me give her a jasinski.
by bigup79 January 22, 2009
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Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.
"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."
by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012
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Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.
"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"
by Offspring243 May 17, 2012
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Jablonskied

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.
Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!
by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021
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Jablonski

A Jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. A Jablonski is someone who fucks something up. They will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many fuck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. Jablonskieizm is a term for Great Feets in Jablonski behaviour. To spot a Jablonski in it's natural habitat you have to look. Everyone in life has experienced a Jablonski in one point in time. To deal with a Jablonski requires great patience and skill. Sometimes you have to become a Jablonski to deal with a Jablonski effectively. To de - Jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. I coined the observational term Jablonski and Jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.
Smooth move Jablonski. You Fuckin' Jablosnki. Is your last name ongsty? No it's Jablonski. Jablonskiiiiiiii,
by Jabloney February 3, 2015
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jarlenski

When a girl gets messed up by another girl in a fight, football game, or other sporting event, etc.
"Damn! That Emma totally jarlenskid Lauren!"
"yeah man i heard she's in the hospital!"
by Rob and Nick December 1, 2006
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