jabadoo

A gay person. Someone that likes giving it up the ass. A person who continuesly jabs doo doo.

* "that guy is such a jabadoo"
**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"

by rcfredster April 10, 2015

jabao

In Puerto Rico,jabao is a person that parents are mixed race, like black and white. The person comes with light skin, but hair and other features looks like the black ones, like kinky hair, broad lips, wide nose.

Tom Perez is from a minority ethnicity, a jabao. Dominican mixed race.

by Anacahuita February 26, 2017

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Jagaloon

A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.

Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.

by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jabal

St.Lucian Origin. A jabal is a married man's outside woman. A homewrecker.

Mary had a heart attack when her husband's jabal called her phone.

by zanajh August 21, 2010