Jaaaaaag

The type of person who can talk their way out of anything

The Type of person who runs over your dog in his car, but it's okay because he's got a Jaaaaaag

by CptEmerald January 30, 2021

javage

A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.

1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.

2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.

3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.

4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."

5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X

6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.

Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!

*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.

Aammata you're such a javage.

by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009

JAAAAAAAAARS

a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!

conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:

JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!

by a muffler November 6, 2010

Jaagup

Hot boy who likes girls and very friendly, its the best friend u can find, he will do anything for you, all his grades are A+

Who is your boyfriend?
Jaagup, hes so nice!
Wow ur so lucky!!

by Krissuonpro November 28, 2021

Jaagup

A very hot boy that every girl would dream of. He is also the best friend u can get in a life time, he is also super handsome and cute. All his grades are A+ (basically a nerd)

Who is your boyfriend?
Jaagup, why?
Damn, ur so lucky, hes so hot and smart!

by Krissuonpro November 28, 2021

Jamage

When one adds the correct amount of jam to toast to pure perfection.

I like your jamage

by Soames and Trent February 14, 2014

jaag

False, counterfeit, inferior, untrue.

Go-Bots are like jaag Transformers.

by John Reppion April 11, 2005