Jumms

Breasts

Gosh that girl has a lovely pair of Jumms!

by Dale Dempsey September 19, 2003

Jummy

Jummy is all powerful he can impregnate all women with one stroke
He killed Shaggy, Aidan and Matt with a single bitch slap

He got this power by getting bitten by a radiated vsco girl

if you glare at him your booty will be obliterated

Person 1: OMG its Jummy dont look into his eyes
Person 2: I cant he is too powerful
Person 1: no dont

Person 2: NO NO NO PLEASE NOT MY BUM BUM AHHHHH
Jummy : FEAR ME MORTAL I AM THE POWERFUL JUMMY

by CumDumpsterPOOPOO October 30, 2019

Jummy

Something that is both jammy and delicious at the same time

Jammy + Yummy

Can be used in reference to a really good pudding "My, thats one jummy sponge!"

by Bear500 March 8, 2010

Jumm

Absolute Bullshit

James : Whoa I had a great time at your grandmother's

Cassy : Dont put jumm.

by crappycarldow January 30, 2019

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.

dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.

by cockney. January 23, 2011

jummie

Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).

Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.

He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.

Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.

'Jummie's gonna splaff in your meef'

'My God Jummie, you got your splaff all over my meefa'

by Jummie is a God December 28, 2007

Jummits

Nickname for any person with awesomness that can be compared to that of Jesus and Chuck Norris. Also an active advocate against the containment and reproduction of gingers.

1. Dude! Jummits just ate a football!

2. Don't even try to be like Jummits. It's practically unpossible.

by guyfriendbuddy October 21, 2009