Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).
Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.
He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.
Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.
Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.
He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.
Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.
by Jummie is a God November 30, 2007
Jummy is all powerful he can impregnate all women with one stroke
He killed Shaggy, Aidan and Matt with a single bitch slap
He got this power by getting bitten by a radiated vsco girl
if you glare at him your booty will be obliterated
He killed Shaggy, Aidan and Matt with a single bitch slap
He got this power by getting bitten by a radiated vsco girl
if you glare at him your booty will be obliterated
Person 1: OMG its Jummy dont look into his eyes
Person 2: I cant he is too powerful
Person 1: no dont
Person 2: NO NO NO PLEASE NOT MY BUM BUM AHHHHH
Jummy : FEAR ME MORTAL I AM THE POWERFUL JUMMY
Person 2: I cant he is too powerful
Person 1: no dont
Person 2: NO NO NO PLEASE NOT MY BUM BUM AHHHHH
Jummy : FEAR ME MORTAL I AM THE POWERFUL JUMMY
by CumDumpsterPOOPOO October 30, 2019
by Bear500 February 28, 2010
This orange is so jummy!
by Antony Peacock March 03, 2006
by Rio7330 November 26, 2016
A slang term used exclusively within the BotRats community. It means something that is both large in size ("jumbo") and overall pleasing to the brain ("yummy"). Most commonly used referring to a piece of music.
by astra wind November 29, 2022