jps

A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower

Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.

by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010

JPS

Is a tight as rapper and you can find his songs here
www.soundclick.com/jpstudios
Post or review tracks here
jpstudios.proboards40.com

JPS is a tight as rapper listen to him

by JPS March 10, 2005

JPS

JPS: Just Pay Shipping

Diane: Did you see the email with the blanket that was JPS?
Carl: $15 for a blanket? What a steal!

by anonymous December 21, 2021

JPS

An acronym for “jiggles per second”

Ibsr it’s when that bunda has that high jps innit

by mvmz February 19, 2023

JPS

It means juicy pussy syndrome

Damn that girl got some serious JPS!

by Reagen almerbee October 4, 2023

JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.

"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"

by donlapalma November 23, 2009

JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome)

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005