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john madden 

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.
boy look at john madden stuff his face
john madden by Paul February 2, 2005

John Madden 

A measurement of how mad someone is.
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
John Madden by Blarghff November 27, 2013

John Madden 

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.
"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

John Madden 

Boy : Hello John Madden
John Madden : FOOTBALL!!! *while waves hands in face*
John Madden by Doom November 28, 2003

john madden 

john madden by maxzilla June 22, 2003

John Madden 

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
John Madden by Dave March 30, 2004