john madden

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and make her say "Brett Farve" and "BOOM! Tough Actin Tanactin".

The other night I gave that ho a sweaty John Madden

by G-Rad January 16, 2008

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013

John Madden

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.

"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006

John Madden

*waves hands in your face*

FOOTBALL!!!!!

Boy : Hello John Madden
John Madden : FOOTBALL!!! *while waves hands in face*

by Doom November 28, 2003

john madden

see madden

john madden is the greatest coach ever

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004