jid

An acronym used when Julia is dumb. Its meaning is "Julia is dumb". It was invented by an anonymous male in the 2020s.

Alex: stop provoking my angryness
Julia: anger
Alex: jid

by kaowolo June 1, 2020

Jid

The natural evolution of the words 'la', 'lad', 'lid', and 'lerd'. A term of enderement used to describe a person of sound nature. Scouse in origin and used in a similar way that 'mate' and 'dude' are by cockneys and surfers respectively

'Pass dat magic der jid.', 'Sapnin jid?', 'Safe jid.'

by maheemahee April 7, 2008

jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch

" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Jid

Word used to describe perfectly a jackass who is also an idiot. Some times the idiot is not a jackass, but infact Jewish so they are still a "Jid".

Cody was playing on his webcam mooning people but left it open so his mom could see..What a jid.

Cody told Libbee she smelt funny. Now, she is chasing him with a sharp object. What a jid!

by JidLady August 26, 2013

Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

jidding

eatting shit with your feat

Omg Steve was jidding so much yesterday he must have ate like 4000 calories!

by cumsock89 March 10, 2022

jid

Unripe, as in fruit. It also can be applied to immature behavior. Derogatory and not a good thing to be.

"You're being so jid right now!"
"That banana is jid."

by acartia23 January 20, 2025