To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008
Get the jerkin my gerkin mug.The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.
by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011
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BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
Get the Jerkin's Lotion mug.A bottle of REALLY SPICY hot sauce. You just want it so bad even though you melted your mouth. It's just a really nice long craving you have in the middle of the night that you want to fulfill so BAD.
Person 1: hey dude! Have you tried the new hot sauce jerinachos?!
Person 2: bruh. What kind of a question is that... OF COURSE I HAVE
Person 3: let's go eat some nachos then with my cravings in my hands
Person 2: bruh. What kind of a question is that... OF COURSE I HAVE
Person 3: let's go eat some nachos then with my cravings in my hands
by thatisarealword January 30, 2020
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Me: Yes, he's very generous
Me: Yes, he's very generous
by Nickenin February 1, 2017
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Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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