Jehovahed

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)

by CORNFUEL October 02, 2008

jehovahed

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material

Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed

by Mr. Olson November 16, 2007

Jehovahed

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic

I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere

by Definately July 28, 2009

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 15, 2017

Dirty Jehovah

When a Jo Ho knocks on your door and talks utter nonsense to try to trick you into believing in a cult

“I had another Dirty Jehovah at my door the other day”

by Bumgravy69 December 26, 2020

Jehovah's Wankers

An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.

"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"

by Turn the Lights Off August 04, 2016

Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

by RandomMe September 16, 2009