JD

An early colonial American unit of length that has made a recent return to golf lingo. A JD is roughly equal to 0.039 inch, 0.991 Joel dick, or 1mm in the International System of Units (SI).

If that putt was 2 JD's to the right, I'd have made a birdie!

by Viper211 June 20, 2011

jd

1) essentially to steal something and run without being caught.
2) to jack and dash (steal and run)

yo man im so hungry. lets jd some food.

by mike james bitch July 28, 2006

JD's

Another slang term for marijuana, weed, pot and is pronounced JAY-DEEZ.

Katie and me are gonna do JD's after school.

Damnnn, Shelby's got some dank ass JD's

You got any JD's

by Therealdeal91 January 27, 2016

JD

main character from TV series SCRUBS. JD is short for John Dorian. He idolizes Dr. Perry Cox who constantly calls him in a girls name. JD has a bestfriend named Turk whom he called Chocolate Bear. JD is also Elliot's ex-boyfriend and bestfriend. JD was called Bambi by Nurse Carla Espinosa.

Carla: about a male intern You're right; he definitely has a cute little butt.

Elliot: It's almost like it's been sculpted.

JD.: Who cares? Everyone has a cute butt; I have a cute butt.

Carla: You should bring it in someday.

by jininin April 26, 2009

JD

initials to so many cool things:
Jack Daniels, Jelly Doughnut, John Deere, John Doe, James Dean, and of course... yours truly!

Dude! check out that JD! hes got a JD in one hand, a JD in the other, riding a JD, and he even knew JD!!!

by JDIsCool May 10, 2005

jd

A jizzing dolphin

Oh look its a jd swimming among the waves! Its getting all this white stuff on me!

by nobodybutdj July 03, 2009

JD

Known as the biggest failure to the architectural structure of human society.

Also identifies as “John DaLigma”, “JuicyFrmDaNrth(Richmond Hill)”

JD: YEOOO FAM WHERES THE LOUD FAM!
Random shordie: Your a weirdo… get away from me…

by TheNigerianPrince614 November 22, 2021