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jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.
Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.
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jagermeister

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.
Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots
by >*^bUtTe_OrIgInAl^*< January 16, 2008
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jagermeister

Hell in a bottle. A German liquor that Hitler invented as an alternative means of killing Jews.
I drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.
by flunkmonger June 19, 2005
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Jagermeister

the best damn booze on the planet. Tastes great even late, and fucks you up the next day. Here Here to Jager Cheer!
I drank a bottle of Jagermeister last night, Damn i was fucked up the next day, puked till 4 o'clock!
by Christopher Cormier September 2, 2008
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jagermeister

Truth serum.

Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering.
We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.

After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon.
by brokenegg December 9, 2008
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jagermeister

A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!
You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.
by bomb biscuit January 29, 2004
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jagermeister

Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)
American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad July 19, 2007
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