J.K. Rowling

A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.

I love Jo Rowling and her books.

by Christine December 30, 2004

J.K. Rowling

A very talented woman. Her life is an insiprational rags to riches story. She wrote "Harry Potter and the Philosipher's Stone," or "Sorcerer's Stone" in America, and it was an immediate success. She has got on to write five more since then, and plans to finish up with the seventh her in the next few years. Her books are quite spectacular, with content for all ages. Yet it is written simply, so that children can enjoy them. What is truly amazing is that she had planned the story through book seven before she even started book 1.

J.K. Rowling has given me a truly wonderful gift, one to which I am eternally grateful.

by RPJD December 28, 2005

J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and the first author to ever become a billionaire. Money earned from the popularity of her books and the movies released based on the books.

"J.K. Rowling has made a lot of money off of those Harry Potter books."

by JoeSN August 31, 2008

J.K. Rowling

A full grown woman who has the imagination of a fifth grader and fantasies about have magical powers and a flying dragon. Also known as the bitch who wrote a book where the most interesting conflict was a scar hurting.

Sir Reginald Cumberbottom the 3rd: What are you doing.

J.K. Rowling: Im pretending to be a wizard!

Cumberbottom: 0_o

Rowling: I've got to get in the mindset to write my book.

Cumberbottom: Did you take your special medicine?

by idontwant A. Pseudonym June 23, 2011

Pulled a J. K. Rowling

You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.

Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?

by YuriHimura June 11, 2021

J.K Rowling

A TERF, aka trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

average terf: trans women aren't women.
person with intelligence: stop you little J.K Rowling .

by gotouchgrass_8163 June 5, 2022

J.K. Rowling

Joanne Katherine Rowling. Writer of many short stories and the famous Harry Potter series. She has written the following published books:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

these are all great books, as many have said. They are not meant to convert people to 'devil worshipping' or anything else that the Pope and/or other people have acclaimed to. It is merely for entertainment purposes and a job for a well-deserving mother.

Person 1:Have you read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Person 2:No, who's it written by?
1: J.K. Rowling.
2: Do you know their real name?
1: Joanne Katherine. And Rowling is pronounced like you can row a boat. not a row like a quarrel.
2: Is the book good?
1: OH YES! its my favorite in the series.
2: Are the movies better than the books.
1: By far, no. I think its because I can expand my horizons on imagining what I want to imagine. A based-on-a-book-film is just one person's point of view on a book.
2: I think I'll read it now!!!

by Lauraboo438 February 15, 2006