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i've

Ive had to much ber and cant spel corectly.

by GrammarCowboy'CauseICatchMis.. January 2, 2020

Ives

A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.

Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"

Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"

Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"

by brtcn007 July 20, 2011

IVS

Intertwined Vagina Sydrome- When a boyfriend and girlfriend spend so much time together that the guy grows a vagina and they become unseperable.

Good lord those two are connected at the hip. Nope they've just got IVS

by horsenutsmez May 24, 2012

IVS

IVS stands for itchy vagina syndrome. Some days your just itchy down there, it could be a disease or because you just haven't shaved in a few days but whatever the reason you just can't stop touching your vagina.

Emily, stop touching your vagina, do you have crabs?

No, I just have IVS!

by EJM December 30, 2008

ives

Superhuman being of immense grandure

Superhero eg Monkeyman or The Ivester

by Daniel Ives May 7, 2004

Ivelys

known to be a bitch by men that were rejected by her and by women who envy her. She does not feed into pettiness that comes from your jealousy, actually she'll just rip your head off.

Wow im going to talk shit about her just because she's an ivelys and I am a jealous bitch.

by samgeorgia June 16, 2018

IV

IV (abbreviation for Initial Value) in Pokemon video games (blue, emerald, diamond, etc.) - IVs are randomly generated numbers that give individual Pokemon a bonus from 1-31 in each stat. These are set bonuses that are unchangeable from the time the Pokemon is born or first seen in the wild.

Not all Pokemon are created equal. My Pikachu is better than yours because he was born with a 31 IV in speed and special attack.

by Gary Burb, XBOX's Major A-Hole March 30, 2009