"IVS" is an acronym that stands for Indestructible Vagina Syndrome. This is the name given to a woman that can be kicked in the crotch and be unharmed.
"Ha! I just kicked your vagina!"

"I have IVS, therefore, I am unhurt."

"Oh, shi-"
by Mistress 9 November 16, 2008
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Intertwined Vagina Sydrome- When a boyfriend and girlfriend spend so much time together that the guy grows a vagina and they become unseperable.
Good lord those two are connected at the hip. Nope they've just got IVS
by horsenutsmez February 29, 2012
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IVS stands for itchy vagina syndrome. Some days your just itchy down there, it could be a disease or because you just haven't shaved in a few days but whatever the reason you just can't stop touching your vagina.
Emily, stop touching your vagina, do you have crabs?

No, I just have IVS!
by EJM July 2, 2007
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Acronymn for Irritable Vowel Syndrome. The excessive use of vowels when expressing amazement, anguish, fear, surprise etc.
Suffered mostly by latin language speakers, symptoms include extended uterrences along the lines of "Ay yi yi yaaaai", "Gooooooooooaaaaalll", "Aieeeeeee" etc. In the animal kingdom this affliction is most suffered by cows and is manfisted mostly by extended "moooooos".
The Argentinian football commentator football commentator met the relevant IVS requirements in order to qualify for his vocation
by General Scallywag October 10, 2014
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Is as beautiful as can be, a wonderful person to be with, you'll always want her around because her smile lights up the whole room, once you meet her you'll never be able to forget her she'll always be stuck in your head, she is the bestes friend there can be, but don't get her mad cause she will destroy you don't let her size fool you she may be small but she can be crazy but over all she is just an amazing person
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the abbreviation of intravenous. The method of application of some medicines and drugs.
by ladysali March 12, 2010
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the abbreviation of Isla Vista, the small college community connected to UC Santa Barbara, one of the top 10 party schools.
I went to a crazy party in IV last weekend and got hella smashed.
by Lauren Holden March 31, 2005
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