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evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 10, 2018
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dead end evolution

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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Dragonball Evolution

another epic fail appearance.

major problem is: dont ever make a real movie based on a anime story. it will never work. not in 1000 years.

facts:

if youre a true fan of db, don't watch this movie, you will die.

almost no one had gone to the cinemas.(only f41l0rs)

no one will buy the dvd.

torrents are allready dead cuz it sucked so hard.

real dragonball fans want to forget that this movie was ever produced.

DB evolution is not over 9000.
a: whats the worst movie idea in 2009?

b: dragonball evolution! how much fail can the world take untill it breaks...

a: well i guess the limit is reached soon O_o
by by jun 12, 2009 June 12, 2009
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Isolationship

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.
Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.
by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020
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Dragonball Evolution

A movie based off an awesome anime but was utterly destroyed by dumbshit Americans trying to make epic into a real life movie. Everyone appears to be Asian besides the main character Goku.

Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.

America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.
Derek: You hear about Dragonball Evolution?
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!
by spritefan2 June 15, 2009
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Isolation

Isolation is possibly the most boring thing in existence. It is the act of staying inside your house because you don’t want to catch a global pandemic of sort, most commonly COVID-19. It is recommended that you do isolate, even though while doing so you will probably be making TikToks or FaceTiming your toxic friends.
Have you been making TikToks and eating too much in isolation?
by it'smeyourcousin April 20, 2020
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Next Evolution Tacticians

"Next Level" Airsofters that are actually just mediocre. They all call themselves "Tacticians" when in actuality they play Airsoft which is a game with toy guns and involves little to no Tactical knowledge at all.

Airsoft is a game that they treat like military, but are laughed at by nearly all the other Airsoft Teams on the East Coast.

They are also toxic to the community and put themselves before others by thinking they are better than other teams and players. This is why almost every video of theirs on YT has more dislikes than likes.

An absolute joke of a team led by an ex con and his douche bearded know-it-all butt buddy
Person A: "The Next Evolution Tacticians stole there name from a team up in Maine. They can't even make THAT original"
Person B: "Facts..."
by EastCoastMilsimer August 13, 2021
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