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Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
by Danussy August 31, 2022
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Its like dat 4 u

When u have beef wit another person and u yell it. IT means u mean what u say
mike : shut up bitch

JON : Nigga u shut up imma beat yo ass and its like dat 4u..
by Julian May 13, 2005
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It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus
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its on like donkey kong

A phrase to denote that it's time to throw down or compete at a high level; something is about to go down. The use of the comical video game character Donkey Kong provides comic relief but the phrase itself has greater or more significance than simply its on.

Many people incorrectly assume the phrase's origins are from various movies in which it is used but term was popularized by rapper Ice Cube when he used the phrase in the song "Now I gotta Wet'cha" off his Predator album in 1992. It is unknown at this time whether Ice Cube was the person that originally coined the phrase.
Friend: Yo dog, I just hooked up like 2 kegs and got all the honies from Alpha Epsilon Omega to come to the party you gotta check this shit there is like 4 girls to every 1 guy!

Me: Snap, Its on like donkey kong, nigga!
by BJ Penn July 12, 2006
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Like its his job

An activity someone engages in way too often.
My man Jay is a total stoner. He smokes weed like its his job.
by Kubbie November 18, 2009
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its on like donkey kong

Used to describe it's on and time to party big time.

Originated by Robert Mori of San Francisco, California 1980's.
Rob would close down his Arcade for the night he would grab a Colt 45 Tall Can slam it and scream its on like Donkey Kong. He would then proceed to go out and get wasted and try to get laid.
by Lisa P May 28, 2006
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pop it like its hot

to dance by dropping your ass to the ground in a fast motion.
that girl was popping it like it was hot in the club last night.
by David Young May 27, 2005
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