imagihook

The act of going to the bathroom at a house party when previous attempts of seducing females have failed, and lowering your pants to your knees, hitching up your shirt and violently masturbating. To take this to the next level, simply, when someone comes a-knocking, position yourself in the centre of the bathroom and silently stare down your victim, still beating furiously. The South-Melbourne Surprise is completed by blowing your load all over your shocked and unsuspecting victim recipient.

Steve: hey ticho-broman, i had to do an imagihook last night, im so disappointed in myself
James: Don't worry mate, i did one just last week. Always works a treat.

by awkasaurus rex October 8, 2010

Imagine

Imagine searching up imagine on the urbandictionary.

imagine imagining.

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

imaginary girlfriend syndrome

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

by protomorphius January 29, 2012

imaginationship

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.

John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."

by Gus15 December 9, 2008

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008