Ioan

Ioans have -12 braincells. Usually they are alone but often talk to tylers, whom are very good at beating the shit out of ioans
by Yoyostudiyos April 28, 2022
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Ioan

so sweet but can be cold as ice.
his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.
Ioan is my crush. I hope he treats me the way he himself would like to be treated. 🖤
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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ioane

Doing the rubix cube while getting sucked off.

Whenever you finish before you "finish" its called a Lam chop.
You're disqualified if you jizz before you solve the cube and that my friends is called a Ning Lam.
If your chick gets bored then thats what we call a beldi...
Friend1: How was the interview man?
Friend2: Didn't get it. Went home and pulled a ioane instead.
Friend1: (LOL) How'd you go?
Friend2: Almost had it! Then she beldi'd out on me...
Friend1: Useless man you are pathetic
by doctor chinaman September 03, 2010
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Ioan

A welsh name.
He is typically tall and ginger.
He can often be compared to a boots meal deal however he offers a range of different coloured sheep, predictably horrendous rain and a below par rugby performances as opposed to your traditional sweets, soft drinks & sandwiches
Person 1"Lets go to Ioans and get a meal deal"

Person 2 "Ok, but i'm not gonna get Gavin Henson again, he turned me orange"
by Incredably witty tiny women September 21, 2010
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Ioan

A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.

3. Man that snake cheated me out of 220

4. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

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Ioan you snake!
by PantieNikker June 04, 2018
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Ioan

Slang for I don’t

Pronounce like: I own
Ioan know what you gonna do but imma bout to go home
by Maddicurissaho November 30, 2017
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ioan nicholls

The name of someone that is super chilled-out guy, but knows how to have a good time partying while keeping it Christian.
That guy is a total Ioan Nicholls. He knows how to use his rosemary beads.
by BABYRAPIST69 October 15, 2019
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