ioane

A boy who knows how to treat girls right. Usually happy but when he's sad you can tell. tall, dark hair and eyes. Very athletic and popular. funny and smart. Good kisser and nice body. BUSHY EYEBROWS
p1:wow look at him
p2:yeah! what a Ioane
p3:yeah you can see it in the eyebrows
by PETTY PATTY13 May 19, 2016
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Extrovert but simultaneously an introvert.
Very ambitious and passionate.
Daring and a risk taker.
Embodies both the kindness of Keanu Reeves and confidence of Beyoncé.

Damnnn I wish I was a Ioane!
Woah, such a good balance of character. Must be a Ioane!
by wetdiaperssuck July 21, 2017
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Doing the rubix cube while getting sucked off.

Whenever you finish before you "finish" its called a Lam chop.
You're disqualified if you jizz before you solve the cube and that my friends is called a Ning Lam.
If your chick gets bored then thats what we call a beldi...
Friend1: How was the interview man?
Friend2: Didn't get it. Went home and pulled a ioane instead.
Friend1: (LOL) How'd you go?
Friend2: Almost had it! Then she beldi'd out on me...
Friend1: Useless man you are pathetic
by doctor chinaman September 03, 2010
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Ioan's are generally very enthusiastic, handsome men, who love to try new things and are very social. They are good-looking, caring people who care a lot about their family and friends. These people are witty and intelligent, but can be quite out-of-hand. They are athletic people that socialize through sports. Ioan's are proud of their irregular names, but are not very confident when it comes to public speaking. If you find a Ioan, go get him fast because he'll be taken quickly!!
Guy 1: "Who brought in the woman magnet?"
Guy 2: "That's just Ioan."
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John: yooooo that guy is insane at every aspect of minecraft combat
Me : Must be ioan then
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A welsh boy's name for someone who is witty, inteligent and funny, probably the best name in the world!
1: He's funny!
2: yeah, his name's Ioan
1: No wonder then...
by Sandman1264 July 11, 2010
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Elvish for Giant Welsh Chemist. His flaming red hair finds him attracting a predominantly female hoard of friends and in constant battle to maintain his masculinity. His fight can be similarly described to as the great battle of Hobbits Vs Mordor but in this case it is Ioan Vs Womens illustrious ways.
Guy 1 "Hey look at that guy surrounded by women, what a lad!"

Guy 2 "nah its just a Ioan"
by Incredably witty tiny women September 21, 2010
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