infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.

Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.

by Bobtom March 28, 2023

investigaytion

The process of trying to figure out if one of your peers is gay.

Amy: I think Bob is gay.
Joe: Maybe, lets conduct an investigaytion just to be sure.

by alrightstill February 16, 2009

investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Investigative Facebooking

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011

myspace investigation

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.

"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."

by lc30890 October 13, 2008

Investicage

a) A purposeful apparatus built for investigation purposes.

b) An investigation with very little scope.

The investicage cannot be successfully extrapolated from.

by Stu Doname August 8, 2018