intarnet

How rednecks pronounce 'Internet'

by lowpro May 7, 2003

intanet

the web system in NY.

Jose: Howd you geddos rims, Money?
Vinnie: Onna intanet, Yo.
Jose: Oh, shit.

by web on the cob April 29, 2008

Intranerding

1. The process of being caught up in your own reflections up to a point that you are distracted but the details of a word or the meaning of a concept, unable to communicate about it.

2.Thinking or "nerding" about it to an extent that you are removing yourself from interacting in the social context you are in.

An intranerd (let's call him Henry) and his crew of 4 guy friends are at the pub.

While talking about how to approach a girl, one of the guys mentions that women nowadays are super-independent and that it's to be respected.

Henry starts intranerding by getting stuck on this in his head; thinking about the development of independency relating to post-modern culture, ancient philosophy and the needs of humans according to Maslow's hierarchy. The issue becomes so complex to him he's unable to talk to any females all night and will, if approached in any way by a woman freeze with fear of simplifying his response to disrespecting the woman. Poor Henry.

by thecreateresponse December 18, 2012

Intranets

A much cooler way to say internet, just like saying Canadia instead of Canada. Even if you mean to use it as singular, you must have an "s" at the end of it.

There are so many ads on the intranets, it looks like Times Square

by Militiagung64 December 2, 2005

intarnet

intarnet, the annoying lining that accompanys many pairs of running shorts to make you feel like you wearing two pairs of underwear.

"i think the intarnet in my shorts is chafing my groin."

by Steven Goss December 15, 2004

Intranets

(pl.) Intranet: A closed form of the internet common in workplaces and education centres; essentially a LAN with limited access to internet pages stored on a local database.

Intranets useage: Tom couldnt stand his school's intranet - all the beastiality sites were blocked.

by Ash C December 28, 2005

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006