intoxified

When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated.

He couldn't drive me home because he was intoxified.

by Starr T. September 16, 2008

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009

intoxiface

the retarded faces you inherently make while drunk. your friends often photograph these faces and make you regret them intensely.

oh shit! that's a pretty bad case of intoxiface right there.

by kate_demolition June 6, 2011

intoxificated

n: in-tox-i-fi-cat-ted
to be high off drugs and drunk at the same time.

usually you are wasted and stoned of marijuana at the same time.

great to be on when u have sex!!

jon: i was so intoxificated last night.
jake: what were u on?
jon: i was drunk and trippin on acid fool.

by lovebabefor April 11, 2009

intoxifried

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.

Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.

by Dale May 13, 2005

intoxifaded

To be so intoxicated to the point that you're faded, aka= intoxifaded

Melissa: "Ariel are you drunk?"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"

by MElly and Ariel July 22, 2006

intoxificated

how drunks and alcoholics say intoxicated

im so intoxificated 24/7

by Al Denso June 2, 2005