inventitude

The use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.

Hey John, we’ve been waiting for an hour. Why were you so late?

Ughhh! what is it about... a .... a scooter fire that you don’t understand? Do you even know how to read?

Don’t take that inventitude with me! I didn’t make you late...

by hngryDaVinci September 14, 2010

investitute

Paying Girls For Sex who Are Your Friends

Person 1: Joeys Been Knee Deep In Clunge Since He Got That New Job
Person 2: Yhh Is Because He Pays Them With His Massive Salary hes an investitute

by boyscout3 January 24, 2011

investitute

an institute or school for learning financial investing strategies

When joined Investitute I learned the proper way to invest my money

by quilter19 March 6, 2012

Interptitude

The act of defining a word just to prove a point.

You just made that up, total interptitude dude.

by Comicaze April 20, 2017

Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012

Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018