Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex

Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.

by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

Internetless

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internestalgic

reminiscing about how the internet or computers used to be when you were young.

I remember back when there were only 50 webpages and you had use a 2600 baud modem and we would sit up all night waiting on an animation to download on a website.
OR
My first HDD upgrade was a 3 Gb drive and I paid $400 for it.
THUS:
"Damn, Atlas, your dad was being all INTERNESTALGIC today, talking 'bout how back in the day - his 56k modem was the shit. Your old man is old."

by Dustin_Thacker February 10, 2010

Internectual

An individual who appears to be intelligent, but having intellect that is only directly attributed to the Internet; often these individuals are totally unaware of how transparent their "smarts" are.

"Don't believe everything Steve says, it's probably just something off the Web. He may seem smart, but he's just a dumb-ass Internectual."

by Eileen Fitzpatrick September 16, 2007

internetalize

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.

“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”

by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018