Instasmash

Smashing the moment you meet. Attraction so deep you can't resist immediately screwing

Two people met and instasmash!

by Vegas16 December 14, 2016

instasmash

Instasmash is the most popular smash bros tournament on Instagram. It's held once-twice a year and invites 100 nintendo/smash bros instagrammers. The main host is Instagrammer @smashbrosmemes but many more staff are involved such as streamers and artists.

You have been invited to instasmash!

by senate64 December 31, 2019

instagraphy

taking pictures to capture a scene or moment to be immortalized on Instagram as either a post or story

Rebecca has been really into instagraphy lately, she won't let me bite of my food until she's taken the perfect picture.

by fortunaMajorDepression April 6, 2022

InstaSmash

InstaSmash is a tournament for smash bros instagrammers. The requirement was over 1k and they had a total of 800k followers.

InstaSmash was lit this year.

by Game References :D January 8, 2019

Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.

1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."

by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011

instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

Instatreason

To gain a follower, then good-naturedly following him/her in return, only so that he/ she unfollows you in a matter of days (2 or 3). A common occurrence among Instagram users, victims are usually busy, proactive people who are not overly conscious of the number of people they follow and follow them.

Frankie: " Oh nice, Mike from class is following me. Guess Ill follow back, cool dude."

* Three days later*

Frank: " Oh lost a follow, wonder who committed this Instatreason..."

by Madridista1995 January 24, 2015