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I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
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A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
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Get the Instant crush mug.so cool, so innovative, so ahead of its time, it's insanely great. Steve Jobs used this term to describe Apple Computer's products....
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1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.
Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.
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