Instahrhoid

The moment you realize the person you just met is a giant pain in the ass

Yo, ... didja scope the new dude? ..Yep... instahrhoid...

by Larry Jitis February 8, 2005

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

Instakarma

When a little shit head kicks a ball at your house, with intent to damage, but the ball bounces back at him, and hits him in the face instead.

Instakarma is hilarious.

by Daytona Ann Hodank July 8, 2017

Instard

A person who is terrible at Instagram. Their photos are blurry and boring, and the comments they leave on other people's posts are stupid and embarrassing.

"Look at that picture. She's such an Instard."

"What an instard. I wish Estelle wouldn't comment on my posts."

by GrandmasterJ August 30, 2018

instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham

Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"

by ClubCracker October 5, 2012