instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde

I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...

by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022

instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instapundit

THE main warblog. Brilliant, wise writer.

InstaPundit makes a lot of sense

by Korora December 2, 2003

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

instapingur

A generic social media web application used to post trivial photos, memes, links, and other media, especially when referred to sarcastically.

"A photo of your dog , Bea, dressed up as a bumblebee? How very clever. You going to post that on your instapingur?

by jonukah May 19, 2016

instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

Instavention

An instavention is an orchestrated attempt by one or many people – usually family and friends – to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction to posting / and or liking to many photos on Instagram.

"My facebook news feed just informed me a friend liked 37 photo's on Instagram.. She needs an Instavention ASAP"

by @rekstar24 December 4, 2013