intestigate

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Investigate

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

ingestigate

Investigating the kitchen while hungry and not know what you want or what is readily available for consumption.

"I'm house sitting for a friend over the weekend, better go ingestigate the kitchen."

by wordsmithkiller7 September 7, 2016

Incestigate

1. Subtly trying to find out if a family member is dtf without destroying your relationship if they are not.

2. Portmanteau of Incest and Instigate. Putting two or more people who are related in naughty situations to see if they'll go for eachother.

1. John: Dude that girl Annie was all over your dick, why didn't you tap that?
Bobby: She's my cousin! There's no way shes into me, besides her mom would kill us!
John: I think it's time for an incestigation. Be a more flirty, maybe take a walk together.

Annie: Ugh... I flirted with my cousin Bobby to get him to buy us beer and now he's being all weird and gross.
Rita: You went too far girl, he thought you were serious!

Annie: You're right this has all the signs of an incestigating. I gotta reject him ASAP!

2. John: Man I'm so pissed at Bobby for ruining my chances I'm going to incestigate him and Annie just to fuck with him.

by NedryOS June 8, 2018

Incestigate

When a person checks out a blood relative and thinks, "man, I could totally bang them!"

The candidate incestigated his daughter and said he could date her if they were not related.

by MalevolentCreation July 26, 2018

Incestigate

When you have attempted to use the word “investigate” to a friend or family member, but did not spot what may be the worst typo of all time.

You could have preemptively corrected the “incestigate” typo if you had investigated.

by —-@-@— July 19, 2020