no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

Michael Ingles

A bow bow head who farts a lot. This kind of person tends to be gassy and lazy.

Wow, that dude is such a Michael Ingles.

by Pweebow August 7, 2011

bird el inglés volando

Comic book for really learning any English grammar at all. It has visuals, speech bubbles and stuff. You pass your B1/B2 Cambridge exam fast and easy and then go drinking some pina coladas with your friends.

Dude 1. "I passed my English exam!"
Dude 2. "Did you study hard?"
Dude 1. "No, I just had bird el inglés volando"

by jvc16 March 18, 2017

yo hablo ingles

It is a way to say "I speak English" in Spanish. For an example, "yo hablo Espanol" is how you say "I speak Spanish" in Spanish. If your wondering how I learned that,it was from Duolingo. Yes Duolingo

no, yo hablo ingles not Espanol.

by Abby the amazing April 11, 2023

yo no hablar ingles

A way to convince an idiot you are hispanic when they say something to you in English. The phrase used originates from the Spanish language and means "I do not speak Spanish,".

English Hater: "I will kill all of your Englishmen!"
Englishman who can do a good Spanish accent: "Yo no hablar ingles!"

by littleman_dictionary May 30, 2023

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.

First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.

by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010

Inglish

The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.

"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"

by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007