Ingahpating

In-gah-pate-ing. The act of leaving have home, and forgetting your wallet, or any other important items. Origin is believed to have come from tik-tok or other sites but is widely unknown.

Without knowing it, Timmy was ingahpating.

by c00lk!d July 7, 2023

Awkward Infatuation

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.

I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!

by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

incatacipated

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

by jentwo June 13, 2016

backstabbing ingrate

Friendly, accommodating and often outwardly pleasant however harbors a deep resentment towards the ways of the world. You cannot give empathy to or trust a backstabbing ingrate. Everything you share will be repeated to others and used against you in one way or another. A backstabbing ingrate will always return to what they know best; often a white trash upbringing surrounded by alcoholism and family disfunction. When you feel the sting of betrayal you know you have met a backstabbing ingrate.

I am not interested in what she does anymore and don't care what happens to her. She is poor white trash and a backstabbing ingrate, and always will be.

by Cirkle k October 12, 2011

ington

A suffix that can be meaninglessly be added to anything.

"Yo you got that piffington nigga?"
"Yo, what's goodington."
"Chillington"

by D-Mills April 9, 2007

Inga

A stunning girl, amazing long eyelashes and just overall perfect, an absolutely amazing person inside and out. Will do anything to make you smile, but if you mess with her too much you're in for it. If you meet an Inga, you just met a friend for life.

Inga- If you find an Inga, you are the luckiest girl in the world.

by justyouraveragebritishgirl November 12, 2018