Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
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Used to describe a sophisticated metalhead that respects other people. The founder is Infidelamsterdam from Youtube; subscribe to him.
by Cr3scendo December 23, 2010
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EDL member: I'm ere to protest, right, cos I wunt Brittan to be back British, I wunt Brittan to be back British. These pakis right, there tryna put dahn there law, tha Muslamic infidel's tryna put tha Iraqi law dahn on are country, puttin it dahn right, on Brittan un forcin us to speak mosque!
by KermitDaFrog November 27, 2012
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Get the infidelephant mug.An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.
Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.
by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008
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