Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.

Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.

by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016

INEPTA

The ability of SEPTA (Philadelphia public transportation) to never be on time, never give customer service of any kind and still stay in business making more money then ever.

"Thanks to Inepta I'm late for work....again!"

by cheychey420 January 26, 2014

instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

by Zmoney November 30, 2005

instabuy

describing a product, that is so awesome, you want to buy it the instant you see it

Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"

Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"

by swissarmyshark June 29, 2011

Insta-Family

When a man marries a woman who already has children.

So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?

Dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

Yeah he got an Insta-Family!

by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009

Instabam

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.

Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016